why ask why
Why ask Why
(http://www.bitoffun.com/oneliners_why.htm)
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
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Scientists suggest that cancer is purely man-made
14 Oct 2010
Cancer is a modern, man-made disease caused by environmental factors such as pollution and diet, a study by University of Manchester scientists has strongly suggested.
The study of remains and literature from ancient Egypt and Greece and earlier periods – carried out at Manchester’s KNH Centre for Biomedical Egyptology and published in Nature – includes the first histological diagnosis of cancer in an Egyptian mummy.
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weather’s nice again, screw your idiot family.
anyone notice the nice weather today? i went on a six mile bike ride. rode by a restaurant and stopped to tie my shoelaces. a retard dad and mom and their stupid kids were staring at me as if i were a gila monster, rubbernecking and all. i flipped off their family off and said obnoxiously, “TAKE A PICTURE. IT LASTS LONGER!” idiot chino residents aren’t used to seeing people not-wearing wife beaters/attire 10 years out of style. after i went off on their family, they stopped making eye contact and turned their heads away uncomfortably. i rode away with a smile.
wendy 1, idiot family 0.
need to get the hell out of dodge.
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cold
so i’ve had this annoying cough for about a week now, and i’ve been doing everything i “should” be doing to make it go away……..like all the stupid stuff this website http://www.ehow.com/how_2162782_over-cold-faster.html tells you to do….. i’ve been getting rest, taking vitamin c, taking some dayquil, advil, drinking plenty of fluids (juice, tea, hot water with lemon and honey, naked juice), dressing warm, but i’m still sick.
So, since doing all the things i should be doing didn’t work, i’m going to just pretend i’m not sick. not only will i pretend i’m not sick, i will do the opposite of what everyone tells you you need to do when you are sick.
today i will go on bike ride, drink pabst, smoke a cigar, stay out late, and not gargle with salt. i will get back to you on my progress, blogosphere. unless i’m too busy getting trashed.
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w. L. H. 