why ask why

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Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?