a night of mel gibsoning is required.

things that can motivate you to not kill yourself

1. music
2. books
3. travel
4. good friends
5. food
6. animals
7. coloring/drawing/painting
8. writing
9. watching movies
10. other people wanting you to be alive, so i guess you have to be friendly with other people.

lists: reasons not to kill yourself

reasons not to kill yourself

1. family
2. friends
3. pets
4. may as well go on living not giving a fuck and having fun
5. we will all die soon anyway

lists: things i hate

1. Work
2. Humans
3. Laziness
4. Flakiness
5. Liars
6. Cheaters
7. Fakes
8. Bottom Feeders
9. Long drives
10. Los Angeles
11. The Valley
12. Orange County
13. The Inland Empire
14. Southern California
15. Hot weather.

Splatter Patriotism All Over It

Splatter Patriotism all over a stripping performance, and an idiotic American Idol audience suddenly becomes receptive.  What a brainwashed, hypocritical country the USA is…Watch the videos.

Unhyped Stripping:

“Patriotic” Stripping:

Two vastly different responses…(Why do people even cover their eyes in the first video?  This country is built on Porn!)