weather’s nice again, screw your idiot family.

anyone notice the nice weather today? i went on a six mile bike ride. rode by a restaurant and stopped to tie my shoelaces. a retard dad and mom and their stupid kids were staring at me as if i were a gila monster, rubbernecking and all. i flipped off their family off and said obnoxiously, “TAKE A PICTURE. IT LASTS LONGER!”  idiot chino residents aren’t used to seeing people not-wearing wife beaters/attire 10 years out of style. after i went off on their family, they stopped making eye contact and turned their heads away uncomfortably.  i rode away with a smile.

wendy 1, idiot family 0.

need to get the hell out of dodge.

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cough

cough’s getting a little better.  thank u partying.

cold

so i’ve had this annoying cough for about a week now, and i’ve been doing everything i “should” be doing to make it go away……..like all the stupid stuff this website http://www.ehow.com/how_2162782_over-cold-faster.html tells you to do….. i’ve been getting rest, taking vitamin c, taking some dayquil, advil, drinking plenty of fluids (juice, tea, hot water with lemon and honey, naked juice), dressing warm, but i’m still sick.

So, since doing all the things i should be doing didn’t work, i’m going to just pretend i’m not sick.  not only will i pretend i’m not sick, i will do the opposite of what everyone tells you you need to do when you are sick.

today i will go on bike ride, drink pabst, smoke a cigar, stay out late, and not gargle with salt.  i will get back to you on my progress, blogosphere.  unless i’m too busy getting trashed.

recent chibu

zach houston poem

thank you D, for the personalized zach houston poem. xx http://zachhouston.com/poems/

soon enough
 sheen fashion
   chino wah wah
    chinese people
     work hard to
      make you the
       what keeps wnedy
        XXXXX able to
         have the little
          canine twin critter
           syllable of everything
            in your life
             starts with
              the same letter making my
               job as your author
                thankfully easier

Google Voice Sucks Pt. 2

8/21/10 9:30 PM (20 hours ago)

I’m God knows how and when asked nut case. If you do scoop up to get it done. Amphetamines be a good day. I think the not, but it’s going back. I’ve got a nothing dot. Hey, okay. Hey Stan, I may have missed the flow of. As per the I guess him. My now on cut the cost of was to see places. And since it’s a spit at the MS purposes when I don’t see To Discuss 6 bye.

The message was in Spanish.  Not sure what it said, but the above is what Google thought it said. Below is a Banksy piece in Chinatown in SF.  Thanks for showing it to me DW! xx

where

sf is dead.  ny?

happy 75th birthday ron paul

go Ron!

animals

parrot chihuahua black bear african grey and some weird monsters. 3 to be exact.

nobody is a friend like chibu.

oh god chibu bit me on accident while trying to bite george (amazon parrot)

Marry Me, Oscar Wilde.

selected oscar wilde quotes

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.

Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.

If one plays good music, people don’t listen and if one plays bad music people don’t talk

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.